Parodic Haikus

Haiku’s are stupid,
Seven syllables of crap,
Anyone can count.

Retarded haikus,
Are more aptly, just haikus;
Man I hate haikus.

Count five-seven-five,
English meter, what is that?
I just love Japan.

I should write a book,
Publish it on Amazon:
Haikus for Dummies.

What makes haikus good?
Ponder, think, soon you’ll know:
Nothing; they are shit.

Leaves fall in autumn,
Help help I am trapped help me
Leaves fall in autumn.

Prokatic appar,
Fjor haenden in einklerreh,
Ingor ang katic.

Japans form; Anglais?
Don’t feel the same (syllables!),
Why’d we import it?