Satirical Haikus

Haiku's are stupid,
Seven syllables of crap,
Anyone can count.

Retarded haikus,
Are more aptly, just haikus;
Man I hate haikus.

Count five-seven-five,
English meter, what is that?
I just love Japan.

I should write a book,
Publish it on Amazon:
Haikus for Dummies.

What makes haikus good?
Ponder, think, soon you'll know:
Nothing; they are shit.